John: Introduce Yourself

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!Just kidding, this isn't Homestuck you ninny! But you are a Homestuck character, and also an Invader Zim one, but thats a story for the next page.Anyways your name is JOHN EGBERT or DIB MEMBRANE. You are TRANSGENDER and a WOLF THERIAN and a MULTIFICTIVE.Your PRONOUNS are HE/THEY/WIND. You are TRANSMASC and SPIRITUSIC

John: What the Fuck is a multifictive?

You, reading this, do not know what that is? Fear not! For it shall be explained...Fictive: An INTROJECT based off a FICTIONAL CHARACTER.Multifictive: A FICTIVE with MULTIPLE fictional identitiesThis means you (John) are based off a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! Well, not just 1 that is, as FICTIVES can have MULTIPLE SOURCES. This simply means you are a combination of TWO CHARACTERS though others may be more than just two, you simply happen to only have two sources

John: Tell us your likes / dislikes

You would love to! You LIKE; GHOSTBUSTERS, GHOSTS, VIDEO GAMES, THE PARANORMAL, and CRYPTIDS.You DISLIKE; DISCOURSE, CHINESE FOOD, and BEING DEADNAMED

John: What is on your DNI/BYI?

You don't know how to word this in the 2nd person...
Anyways, here it is;

DNI

  • transphobes (TERFS and transmeds included)/homophobes/racists/nazis/alt-right/etc

  • discoursers of ANY kind (shipcourse, syscourse, etc), only exception is if I start it first

  • system hoppers

  • pro-contact MAPs, necrophiles, and zoophiles

  • "Calling J Egbert "John" is transphobic" people and generally aggressive June Egbert fans

BYI

  • I am one of the hosts in my system! We are traumagenic self dx'd DID system (check out our system website!), however we do belive non-DID/OSDD systems are real systems

  • I am wolfkin and dogkin

  • I'm pretty neutral (more so disengaged) on a lot of discourse stances because nuance and such so you may see me interacting with people on complete opposite sides (for example; I will interact with both proship and antiship people)

  • I am a believer in the paranormal and cryptids! I also am, however, a believer in science so I try to find scientific explanations first before jumping to paranormal things!

  • I don't believe thought crimes exist and that attraction =/= action

John: What are you still doing here?

You don't know... so you tell everyone to go home!